It is hard to be a travel blogger if you aren’t actually traveling anywhere. Though the reason I’ve been in Leipzig for months is pretty simple — I’ve met someone.
I know what you are thinking. “But dude, that’s a stray cat.” That’s right. It is. His name is Rian and we’ve become super mega best friends forever. We’ve been exploring castles in and around Leipzig. That takes time. I mean, this is one of the touristy ones, but there are tons more with scary dungeons and underground weirdness.
Here’s some weird shit we found deep within one castle nestled in the armpit of a mountain:
What the hell is that thing? I don’t know! Me and Rian fought it gallantly, but in the end we ended up having to find a +5 sword of worm smashing to defeat it. This was the treasure it was guarding:
It was better than when we had to defeat that monkey dragon to only find that he was guarding a box of oily rags and a plastic banana hat.